Dear Yahoo, This is not a headline story. It’s not even newsworthy. It may have been top news on whogivesashitaboutrachelray.com circa 2003, but its 6 years later, and even they stopped giving a shit. Your pal, Chodish McGinty P.s. isnt tugging your meat to “racy photos” of Rachel Ray kind of like Mastrubating to shots of your mom. That’s what I think about every time I mastrubate to shots of my mom. P.p.s. I just grossed myself out.

Dear Yahoo,

This is not a headline story. It’s not even newsworthy. It may have been top news on whogivesashitaboutrachelray.com circa 2003, but its 6 years later, and even they stopped giving a shit.

Your pal,

Chodish McGinty

P.s. isnt tugging your meat to “racy photos” of Rachel Ray kind of like Mastrubating to shots of your mom. That’s what I think about every time I mastrubate to shots of my mom.

P.p.s. I just grossed myself out.